A Welcome, Followed by a Demonstration

Words can't really express how glad I am we can talk and share over this blog. Forgive me for being a bit clumsy this first post, it's been a while. Though I'm not sure the next time I'll see any of you, reading this will be a time of rekindled feelings and fresh memories... wow that sounded like something on the girl's blog

This is a man's blog. A blog for showboating, gallantry, excessive use of the word "bradda", dog-eared pages, beards, baking soda volcanoes, and tailor-made jokes. There is not time for whimsy, half-made smiles, Instagram filters, sugar-substitute baked goods, and glass Christmas ornaments. Growing older we all realize time is a valued resource. Not bought or sold, but now to be spent on silly and far-fetched blog posts. Be loosed-leafed and tenacious in your posts, not daunted by normal diction and the sneers of those who insist on audible vocalizations of fanciful words, polqifguphal.

With these notions and disputable slurs of text, I welcome the bloggers of NIMM.

We are intrepid,
Nathan CH

PS I'm concocting a suitable pseudonym